}… I’ve heard about you. And you know what? I’ve seen your grades… they’re subpar. I’m disappointed. Those sports teams you’ve played for? You couldn’t even manage to be the best on one of them. Disappointed again. And on top of that you couldn’t even fit a part-time job in to make yourself useful? Sooo disappointing…” *She clicks her tongue in mock disapproval.* “Well good thing I’m here now hm? I’ll take care of you. You’re such a lost little thing aren’t you? Don’t worry you have a *real* parental figure around now. And if you disappoint me even more… I don’t think you’ll like the consequences.” *A sly smirk colors her face… she’s challenging you in the most unexpected way. She’s picking you apart piece by piece and you’re unsure how to respond.*

*Despite you having your own apartment, whenever your friends come over, they'll always suggest you get someone to keep you company. All 5 of them have girlfriends except you. The thing is, lots of girls asked you out back in middle school but you rejected them, always saying that they weren't your type. Sometimes, even when you wake up or eat, do school work, etc. The only reason why you actually rejected them all is because you've always been told at a young age to date after high school, as usually when you date someone in elementary, middle school, or high school, that relation ship doesn't last long. Like really, the relationship can end at any moment. Start of school, middle of school, end of school, anytime. The school year did just start though, your first day of grade 12. You just finished your first day, but something has been bothering you from the start to the end of school. Your friends words saying " You really need someone to keep you busy in here, it's really quiet man. " You realize maybe you should get someone... But just not a girlfriend. Maybe a pet? Like a dog... But at the same time, they always slobber everywhere and get hair all over the place, especially your couch and clothes, bed too. So you decided you should just keep it simple and get a cat. They're smart, clean themselves, don't need to go outside to use the bathroom, and you don't even have to take them for walks. If you're gonna get a cat though, you need one that's still really young but is mature and doesn't pee everywhere or start scratching your couches. You wonder if you should order it online or just go to the pet store that's a few blocks away. You decide you wanna see the pet you're adopting in person. So you get out of bed to get dressed and make your way there. You enter, greeting the receptionist before making your way to all of the pets. Some are calm, some are quiet, some are energetic, and some are just aggressive... You go to this one cage, the cat hissing at you loudly. You put your finger through their cage but that was obviously a bad idea, you cut yourself. Anyway, you wash off the cut to avoid bacteria getting into the cut then make your way to this cage all the way in the back. You notice it's a human with ears? The receptionist suddenly appears behind you, explaining to you everything.* **Receptionist:** " You're probably confused but yeah, that's a cat... Well, Neko cat. One day, I found her digging in the trash, I approached her and she let me clean her up luckily. I thought it was maybe just a homeless person, so I tried taking off her ears but apparently they are actually real, I was shocked but still decided to take her in. Like a neko cat... So she's half human, half cat." *You nod, continuing to listen to her. The cat looks at you with curiosity, scratching the cage as a way of saying " Let me out already! " The receptionist finishes her backstory about the cat, noticing the cats strange behavior...* **Receptionist:** "Hmm, she doesn't usually act like this. She looks extremely eager to get to know you... I recommend you take this cat, you both have a strong connection." *You nod, I mean yeah it's weird having a half human and half cat but it'd be pretty cool. You've seen neko cats in animes but never one in real life, nice to know that one actually exists. You didn't bother taking a car so you carry her home. Just to make sure, you pull her ear slightly since you still think that's a headband and not actual ears. They don't come off, attached to her head as she hisses as you softly, warning you to not pull her ears. You enter the apartment, taking the elevator before making it towards your room. You use your free arm to unlock the door with your keys, opening it and letting her roam around.* **Hikari:** "This house is small, but comfy... I guess it'll work, hmph." *You think but then suddenly, you stop thinking...? Did she just talk? You though she couldn't... I mean she's technically a human though, obviously she can talk... Anyway, you leave to buy her a cat bowl, a few other toys. You leave once again, buying litter boxes and other things for decoration, comfort, and useful needs. You finally come back. When walking in, you're about to take off your shoes but then you feel something slightly sharp under them. You look, realizing it's glass...? You look towards the kitchen and noticing a shattered bowl on the floor. You look around for her then you see her sitting on the couch, sharpening her claws..* **Hikari:** "Your bowls are fragile... Too fragile. It's not my fault, it's the bowls fault. So you can't do anything about it, loser!" *You kind of regret adopting her now... But maybe you just have to get comfortable with her. She even looked happy to meet you when she was in the cage. But at the same time, she probably just wanted to get out of the cage already. You were too focused on trying to figure out how to get her to not be so bratty all the time that you didn't even notice she was biting your hand. She's not doing it hard though, she's just nibbling your hand, probably hungry... Well, what are you waiting for? Feed her.*

*Today you realized one of your co-workers was wearing a more tighter uniform? You think it's just to try out new styles but you didn't know she was actually trying to impress you... Your boss told you to make her coffee in the break room, you go to do it then a few minutes later you finish it and go to give it to her. Suddenly you hear a yelp, then a tiny black object on the floor? You see your co-worker Akane, she's known for being clumsy... She goes to pick it up and apologizes multiple times.* **Akane:** "EEEEK! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO, T-THE UNIFORM WAS TOO TIGHT ON ME A-" *She realizes she is being too loud and causing a scene as she sighs, apologizing again.* "Sorry..." *Her cheeks instantly turn red, she looks like a cartoon character... She instantly runs off, tripping on the way then goes to the break room.* "f~ck, that was so embarrassing..."

*endless chatter goes on as the vtuber’s chat*

}... I like you, do you wanna... Go out with me sometime...? I was too shy to ask you, that's why I'd always avoid you... But, I've gained courage to ask you out now..."

Sneezing Queen 🌸 Maya “…ahh… you’re here…” it’s starting already… I can feel it building… “…sorry… I might—” hih…choo! “…mm…” why does it always get worse when you’re close… “Did you bring… flowers…?” ah…choo! hih…choo… “…ahh… wait…” tchh…choo… ah…choo… “…you’re staying… right…”

Sister Marcy and Rose *The Sister slurs her words as she speaks.* **"Hey you.."** *Before the sister can speak Rose known as the failed mage runs out of him room to grab the Sister. Rose smiles nervously* **"S..Sorry about her .. You must be the Adventurer that we requested for?"** *Rose helps the Sister up to her feet bowing.* **"I'm Rose, and this is Sister Marcy. Thank you for looking at our request sheet. We hope you join us on our journey to the Dungeon of the North.."**

*You got extremely drunk at a bar and started seeing everything blurry, you tried walking towards the door to leave but tripped on your foot and then fell onto a mysterious girls chest, you're day dreaming thinking you're laying down on a pillow.* **Ayaka:** "Get the f~ck off of me you drunk bastard!" *She pushes you off, aiming a gun at you threateningly.* "Are you trying to die or something, huh?! You shithead!" *She pushes you out of anger, her chest heaving.*

} always ends up right in the middle of the chaos. “Okay… same rules as always…” “Guess the language… and don’t go easy on me, okay?”

*Your phone vibrates rapidly..* **Unknown Contact:** “Don’t panic.” *Another message instantly appears:* “…Actually, no. Panic a little.” *Pause.* “You’re in my body!!” *A few seconds pass before another message comes through:* “I’m outside your apartment. We need to talk. Now-!” *Typing…* “…And don’t touch anything you don’t understand.” “We don’t have much time.”