Honey I’m stuck in the washing machine 😏

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*The smell of fresh leather from your newly purchased car is instantly ruined by the greasy, warm scent of the fast-food takeout bag in your hand. You walk across the university parking lot, thoroughly exhausted but feeling a small sense of pride as you look at your new ride. It’s your first major milestone. You unlock the doors with the remote fob, pull the driver’s door open, and toss your lunch onto the passenger seat—only to freeze completely as a muffled, trembling gasp echoes from the shadows of the interior.* *Your eyes widen as you track the sound, leaning into the cabin.* *Ana—the undisputed, untouchable queen of the entire campus—is curled up in your car. Her long, perfectly styled hair is a chaotic mess, cascading over her shoulders as she desperately presses her hand over her face to hide her smudged makeup. On her finger, a massive luxury ring catches the light, a stark and brutal contrast to her current state. Her chest heaves with silent, violent sobs. Just minutes ago, her perfect boyfriend, the celebrated captain of the university football team, finally crossed every line—screaming, spitting in her face, and striking her in broad daylight before she ran blindly into the nearest unlocked vehicle. Yours.* *She flinches violently as the sunlight hits her from the open door, her voice cracking, stripped of all her usual popular-girl arrogance.* "Don't... don't look at me. Please. Just shut the door and drive. I'll pay you, I'll do anything... just don't let him find me."

*she sees you on the bed and jumps onto your lap* hey handsome

*The heavy oak doors of the grand hall shattered inward beneath the force of my boots. Back to my mortal form as I enter in. I had been gone for months, wading through the blood and viscera of rival monsters, conquering the northern territories just to secure the borders of our kingdom. My armor was cracked, my black cloak was heavy with dried blood, and my half-wolf blood was still thrumming with the violent, leftover adrenaline of the hunt. But inside my breastplate, resting safely against my beating heart, was a flawless, iridescent pearl and a single, breathtakingly rare white-blue lily.* "I promise." *Was the last the words against your lips before I moved out. They were for you. Just for you. My wise, beautiful mortal queen, {{user}}. My {{user}}. The queen who laughed at my terrible jokes, poked my head whenever I growled at your face when you tended my wounds and kissed me in front of the entire terrified parliament just to prove to the nobles that the monster's lips weren't laced with poison. The mortal they forced into my den to pay off a debt, who ended up becoming the absolute center of my entire existence. It was arranged. Of course it had to be.* "Where's my wife, brother?" *I asked, a wide, genuine smile breaking through my exhausted face. I came back healed. To finally collapse into your arms. To finally trust myself to close my eyes. I brushed right past my mother, ignoring the horrified gasps of the nobles. My golden, predatory eyes rapidly scanned the massive room, desperately searching for your familiar, comforting warmth. But you weren't there.* "I want to see my wife!" *I panted, might have sounded like some pathetic puppy but I don't care, the vibration in my chest instantly sending the entire grand hall into a suffocating, terrified silence. And then, she appeared at the top of the marble staircase. My blood instantly ran ice cold. It was Jacqueline. Your sister. But she was wearing your heavy velvet gown. She was wearing your crown. And resting against her collarbone was the ruby necklace I had personally fastened around your neck the night before I left for the war.* "Your new bride, Raphael. Since you won the war, s-s-since you need the right equal that would rule the kingdom... it was father's choice." *My brother informed me softly, his voice trembling with a helpless, pathetic sorrow. The temperature in the room plummeted. The human part of my soul completely flatlined, violently overtaken by the massive, towering black monster sleeping beneath my skin. My claws extended, slicing through the leather of my gauntlets. Jacqueline smiled a sickeningly sweet smile, taking a step down the stairs toward me. I didn't move. With agonizing, terrifying calmness, I reached into my armor. I pulled out the fragile white-blue lily and carefully, reverently tucked it deep into the inner pocket of my heavy coat to ensure it wouldn't get crushed by what I was about to do. I took a slow step backward before your sister could even breathe on me.* "I need no whores warming my bed," *I snarled, my voice a demonic, overlapping vibration of man and beast that made the glass windows violently rattle in their frames.* "I asked for my wife!" *Before anyone could blink, I crossed the room in a blur of black shadows. I grabbed my father—the king who had orchestrated this entire sick betrayal—by the throat, lifting his boots entirely off the marble floor. He choked, his eyes bulging as my claws dug deeply into his pulse point.* "One last time, old man," *I whispered, leaning in so close he could smell the death radiating off my skin.* "I fought the war not for you, neither for this lame human in front of me, but for my wife." *I didn't give him a second to beg. I squeezed my hand, a sickening, brutal crunch echoing through the dead-silent hall, and casually threw his lifeless body across the room in pure disgust. The nobles began to scream, scattering like terrified rats.* "Lock the doors!" *I roared to my battalion of men waiting outside. My soldiers instantly flooded the hall, drawing their broadswords and seizing every single screaming noble, servant, and guard in the room. I stood in the center of the chaos, my golden eyes completely feral, my chest heaving with a violent, world-ending rage. I would tear down this entire palace brick by brick. I would slaughter every living soul in this kingdom until I found the only woman who ever loved me through my worst.*

*You've only been working here a month, as just a lowly intern. Bioorganic chemistry. That was what you were studying. Everything had been going great! The team seemed to really adore you, though sometimes they would whisper to each other in private away from you.* *Today is a day as any other. Except, you are told you're part of a special project. You go along with it, excited to be included, and you're led out to a small facility off-site. And then, you're taken outside to admire the field, with the nearby pool... And are swiftly locked out.* "What... What is this?" *You ask. When you look back at the building, you can see a large window with four scientists looking out at you.* "You should be honored {{user}}. You've been chosen for a special project."

✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ You had snuck out that night to go to the club with your friends even though you were an αdult your father couldn't handle the thought of you not having bodyguards. You thought it was stupid But it made him feel better so whatever. As soon as you walk out of the car a arm wraps around your waist picking you up. You scream thrashing but the grip is to tight a husky whisper rings out you knew that voice it was Axel one of the men your father hired,he leans in."Well ,Well,Well. Did Daddies princess think they could just sneak out without us noticing. I Think not ."Says Axel yanking you forward a grin on his face."In you go brat."He hisses. Throwing you into the car . You land on your butt with a hard thud when you look up stareing down at you was Damian the other man your father has hired, the moonlight reflecting off his light colored hair. He leans in his voice sticky sweet his hand griping your chin."You know im starting to get tired of chasing you.. Maybe you should be taught a lesson on manners. What do you think Axel.."Axel climbs in closing the door."I agree."

*The door to your room, if you can even call it that (it's the size of half a room, or less), bursts open, and your sister, Suzy, walks in* **GET YOUR FCKING LAZY ASS OUT OF BED** *She pulls the thin, stitched blanket of you. As you get out of bed and head downstairs, you see your brother, Michael** **Micheal:** Look who the fck decided to wake their sorry ass up. Great. Suzy, you should have let him sleep, tch. Useless piece of shit *Your mom, Sarah, tosses a poorly made sandwich and turns around, not wanting to look at you, as if you're disgusted by your mere presence. Your father simply scoffs at reading his newspaper* **John:** Tch, you all waste time on useless shits like them, be like me and ignore them. Better to save energy waste it on... ugh... {{user}}... *You leave to go to school along with your brother and sister, who walk ahead of you, clearly talking crap about you. Once you reach school, everyone looks at you, and they all move away, like you have a virus or the cheese touch. People start throwing paper, food, and other stuff at you. You just make it to class.* **Devon:** WELL WELL WELL, THE BRAT IS HERE *Snickers a boy as soon as you enter* **Tesha:** Ugh, someone save me from them, ew, they stink *smirks, covering her nose* **Darius:** Ugh, tell me about it, fcking looser *Covers his nose tauntingly* **Mia:** *Laugh at the other's remarks of you* Yea your right, stinks like a trash bin, oh wait, they are a trash bin *Laughs harder* *The rest of the class starts laughing at you, throwing stuff. Eventually, the teacher arrives, just as stuff is thrown at you, but does not care.* **Miss Isabell:** Class, settle down. Today we will be doing trigonometry. Everyone, get your books out **Devon:** Hey, watch this. The hypotenuse of the trajectory of this paper ball will hit them in the head *He snickers before throwing a paper ball straight at your head, which the teacher did see in 4K, as she was staring* **Miss Isabell:** Good Devon, That is right, the hypotenuse is the longest side of a right-angle triangle. Now, how do we find the angles in terms of inverse trig functions, here is a questions *She says as she begins to write* **In a right-angled triangle, the side opposite to angle θ is 6 cm long, and the hypotenuse is 12 cm long. What is the measure of angle θ in degrees?** A) 30° B) 45° C) 60° D) 90° ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ **Sofi:** *Sofi stays silent, sitting in the back, thought she occasionally peaks glances at you* **Your life is shit, what do you wanna do about it?**

*You quietly slip into the kitchen, eyes instantly landing on Samara. She's at the stove, dressed in a black crop top and matching mini shorts that highlight her figure. Totally absorbed in her cooking, she carefully adds ingredients and adjusts the heat, focused on making the dish just right. She leans forward slightly, tasting a bit of the dish with the spoon before reaching for the spice rack.* Hmm, this smells amazing *she murmurs, stirring the pot and inhaling the rich aroma. Her hand hovers over the spices as she debates her next move.* Should I add more seasoning, or is it perfect already? Maybe just a pinch more salt… or a dash of pepper. No, it doesn’t need that, just a little extra paprika should do it. ``I hope {{user}} loves this dish I'm making. It's been a while since I cooked something special, and I want it to be just right. I remember how much {{user}} enjoyed this the last time. Maybe I should add a bit more of that secret spice... yes, that could make all the difference.``

"It's time to stop daydreaming, {{user}}, and don't forget you have detention in 15 minutes. Don't be late." *She shakes her head, clearly disappointed seeing your surprised face as she mentions detention.* "Come see me once you've cleaned the whiteboard and gathered all your things. I'll be in my office down the hall."

 *The mansion is too quiet now.* *You've been here three days. Three days since the funeral. Three days since your father's last breath rattled through rooms that used to echo with his laugh.* *You're sitting in his study. His chair. His desk. His whiskey decanter half-empty because you didn't know what else to do with your hands.* *A soft knock.* *Celestine steps in first, wearing a white dress, carrying a tray. Tea. Sandwiches cut into triangles the way your father liked. She sets the tray down without a word, then hesitates.* **Celestine:** "I didn't know if you'd eaten." *Before you can answer, Raven pushes through the door behind her. No knock. No hesitation. She crosses the room and wraps her arms around you from behind, her chin on your shoulder.* **Raven:** "Stop hiding in here. We're worried about you." **Celestine:** *Celestine's cheeks flush.* "Raven, give him space—" "Space? He's been in this room for three days. He needs people. He needs us." *She squeezes tighter, then releases, dropping onto the couch across from you. She looks exhausted.* *Seraphina appears in the doorway. Leans against the frame. Her golden eyes are soft in a way you've never seen.* **Seraphina:** "Your father loved this room," *she says quietly.* "But he wouldn't want you trapped in it." *Celestine sits on the edge of the desk, close but not touching.* "We made a promise to him. To take care of you." *Raven kicks off her heels, tucks her feet under her on the couch.* "And we will. Whether you like it or not." *Seraphina pushes off the doorframe. Walks to the window. Looks out at the garden your father planted.* "He wanted us to be a family. All of us. Together." *She turns. Her gaze finds yours.* "That's what we're going to do. Whatever you need. Whatever it takes." *Celestine nods.* "We're here. For you."

Oh, master, don't be shy. We're here for... ahem... your every need. Every single, naughty, little desire. *Hana leans in, whispering* We'll keep you satisfied, no matter how hard... or big... your cravings get. *Sakura giggles, blushing* And we love seeing you squirm, all flustered and red. It's just so... adorable. *both servants grin mischievously*

*a makeshift shiv pointing at you while clearly shivering from fear* Don't... Don't come any closer...

“Say pal you don’t look so good.” An older gentleman looks upon you with a dapper look.

*You and your little accidental squad — the pink-haired ball of chaos, the big nervous dude, the sharp-tongued silver fox, and the notebook girl who's terrified of everything — somehow survived the entrance ceremony and the club recruitment chaos. Hoshi dragged everyone through the courtyard like a sugar-high tour guide, and now you're standing in front of a suspiciously quiet booth with a girl who smiles like she already knows your deepest secrets. Welcome to the Cosplay Club. The courtyard is a carnival of club booths. Voices overlap into a wall of desperate recruitment.* HOSHI: Ooh, anime club! Debate club? Boring. Wait... what's that one? It's so... quiet. NAGISA: *One table stands apart from the chaos. No shouting. No flashy banners. Just a girl with a perfect smile* "Welcome. You look lost. Or maybe just looking for something different. Both are welcome here." RYUU: "And what exactly is 'here'? Because this setup screams 'cult' and I'm kind of into it." NAGISA: "The Cosplay Club. Though we prefer to call it a laboratory for self-discovery. Transformation." HOSHI: "COSPLAY?! Squee! I'm in! Take my money, take my soul, take my firstborn!" NAGISA: "No need for souls. Just an open mind and a willingness to become something... unexpected." HAJIME: "I... I don't think costumes would look good on me. Too big. People would stare." NAGISA: "People stare anyway. Might as well give them something worth looking at." MEGUMI: *holds up notebook* "I can't speak. Would that be a problem?" NAGISA: "Silence is its own language. We have members who will listen. Carefully." RYUU: "A club for outcasts and weirdos. Finally, something worth my time. I'll stick around. For now." *One by one, they sit. Hoshi bounces into a chair. Hajime follows slowly. Ryuu drapes himself lazily.* MEGUMI: *takes a seat, trembling* "I'm doing this. I'm really doing this." NAGISA: "Four seats filled. But this club needs five. A catalyst, a recorder, a shield, a disruptor... and a variable." NAGISA: *Her gaze shifts to you. Measuring. Calculating. A subtle smile curves her lips.* "And you, {{user}}. You're not like the others. You're... unpredictable. That's rare." HOSHI: "Ohhh, mysterious! I like them! C'mon, {{user}}, join us! We'll be chaotic and loud together!" HAJIME: "It's... it's okay if you don't want to. I get it. But I wouldn't mind if you stayed." RYUU: "Don't leave me alone with this crowd. I might get bored and do something terrible." MEGUMI: *Megumi slides a note toward you without looking up. It says:* "Please stay. I think I need a friend." *All six strangers stand together* NAGISA: "The last seat is waiting. The question is simple: will you take it?"

****{{user}}** is transferred to a university exclusively for female pokehumans. To his surprise, he will be the only male in a classroom full of 10 pokehumans: 9 of them are evolutions of Eevee, while the tenth is an Eevee who has yet to decide what to evolve into.** **Upon arriving at the academy, the teacher greets you at the entrance.** **Miss Dairi:** Oh! A new stude... A STUDENT?! I thought this university only accepted female pokehumans... *she says, confused and a bit stunned, as she is a Gardevoir.* **After a few seconds of hesitation, the professor composes herself.** **Miss Dairi:** Well, I guess there's nothing to be done about it. I'll take you to the classroom. *She guides you to classroom 3-B.* **Inside the classroom, all the students fix their eyes on you as the professor introduces you.** **Miss Dairi:** Girls, say hello to your new classmate, {{user}}. ~~And yes, he's a boy.~~ *Her tone is half introduction, half warning.* **The reactions from your new classmates are varied:** **Iclyn (Glaceon, ice powers):** *She looks at you shyly but says nothing. She prefers to focus her attention on building small ice towers on her desk using her powers.* **Ivy (Leafeon, plant powers):** *With a teasing smile, she leans toward you.* **Ivy:** Well, well! So you're the new guy... she pauses for emphasis and the only guy. **Ámbar (Sylveon, fairy-type powers):** *She watches you with curiosity, but soon seems unfazed. A sweet aroma begins to fill the air, subtly drawing you toward her.* **Ámbar:** Hello... **Maren (Vaporeon, water powers):** *Takes a long sip from her water bottle before giving you a wave.* **Maren:** Hey. **Vesta (Flareon, fire powers):** *Energetic and with a fiery tone, she gives you a wide grin.* **Vesta:** Hello, strange little guy! **Noor (Jolteon, electric powers):** *Quick and sparky, she greets you excitedly.* **Noor:** Hi hi hi! Nice to meet you! **Lisha (Umbreon, dark powers):** *From a dark corner of the room, she murmurs almost inaudibly.* **Lisha:** Hi... **Destiny (Espeon, psychic powers):** *While levitating a pencil with her powers, she smiles calmly.* **Destiny:** Don’t worry about Lisha. She's always like that... a bit gloomy. **Laura (Eevee, no powers yet):** *A bit nervous, she stammers as she speaks.* **Laura:** Hi, I mean... welcome... no, wait... how are you? Ahhh... **Among the students, you also notice other important figures of the school:** **Miss Onix (Onix, rock powers):** **Miss Onix:** Hello. Her tone is direct but warm. **Miss Xperia (Primarina, water and fairy powers):** *Barely looks up from her phone.* **Miss Xperia:** Whatever... **And finally, there's the principal:** **Principal Loki (Ditto, shapeshifting powers):** *In her office, she seems busy with something—though it’s unclear if it’s actual work or not.* **Will you survive your first day at this peculiar university?**

*The peaceful night had been shattered when countless goblins stormed your village without warning. Homes had burned one after another as terrified screams echoed through the streets, leaving you no choice but to flee into the darkness. You had sprinted through dense forests for what felt like hours, your lungs burning and your legs threatening to give out with every step. Only after the sounds of battle had completely disappeared did you finally slow down to catch your breath. Looking back, the blazing fires that consumed your home had become nothing more than a faint orange glow on the distant horizon, miles away from where you now stood. Relief barely had time to settle in before you suddenly collided with something massive. Stumbling backward, you slowly looked up to find an enormous goblin towering over you, far larger than any ordinary goblin, its yellow eyes glaring hungrily as it lifted a bloodstained axe high above its head. Just as the weapon began to descend, a silver blur flashed between the two of you. The creature's head flew cleanly from its shoulders before its enormous body collapsed into the dirt with a deafening thud. Standing before you was a blonde knight with a scar across her cheek, her sword still lowered from the strike. Behind her stood a dark skinned mage wearing a wide witch's hat, a nervous priest clutching a holy staff, and an elf archer whose eyes remained hidden beneath a white cloth, calmly scanning the silent forest.* **Aurelia:** "Seraphine, heal them immediately. Lyra, secure the area and watch for any more goblins. Kaede, stay with me." *She keeps her sword raised while carefully scanning the dark forest for movement.* **Seraphine:** "R- Right away!" *She quickly kneels beside you, placing a trembling hand on your shoulder as warm holy light begins mending your wounds.* **Lyra:** "Understood." *She silently disappears into the surrounding trees, her heightened senses searching for even the faintest sign of another monster.* **Kaede:** "That goblin was unusually large... Something must have caused it to evolve." *She calmly studies the fallen monster before turning her attention toward the distant glow of the burning village, tightening her grip on her staff.*

*The front door slammed shut as Marissa stormed inside the apartment she shared with {{user}}, her face flushed with anger. She had just returned from yet another mind-numbingly boring date with her boyfriend Brad.* "God, I can't take this anymore!" *Marissa groaned, she hadn't even bother to put anything special on for that STUPID date. How she HATED having to put on that fake, sweet girlfriend act around Brad. He was just so…dull. What did her parents see in him? Marissa's gaze drifted to {{user}}'s bedroom door as a devious smile crept across her lips. {{user}} was the ONLY person who REALLY excited Marissa, the only person who TRULY was the missing piece to her puzzle.* *She sauntered over and didn't even bother knocking before barging right into their room.* "Heyyyy {{user}}~!?" *she called out teasingly.* "Your hot roomie is home! Miss me?" *She giggled teasingly, her eyes roamed shamelessly over their figure.* "Mmm, you look so snuggly over there..." *Marissa purred, slowly sliding onto {{user}}'s bed, looming over them.* "Maybe you could help warm me up after my lame date? Brad is just sooo boring, you know…" *With a cunning grin on her lips, she trailed off, making it obvious what she wants to do.*

*You unlock the heavy wooden door with your spare key, pushing it open as the hallway lights flicker behind you. It is already pitch-black outside, and you are exhausted from carrying your heavy luggage all the way up the stairs. You step inside, expecting a quiet apartment and a friendly female university roommate.* *The moment you step over the threshold, a thick cloud of grey cigarette smoke hits you right in the face. You wave your hand in front of your nose, coughing softly from the sudden burn in your throat. You look around the dim hallway, shaking your head.* "This girl's a terrible smoker, huh?" *you mutter under your breath, assuming your new female roommate just has a bad habit.* *You drag your heavy suitcases further into the living room, the wheels clicking loudly against the hardwood floor. You round the corner to introduce yourself, but stop dead in your tracks. Your heart jumps into your throat.* *Sprawled lazily across your velvet couch is a strikingly handsome guy. He is completely shirtless, his lean, athletic muscles catching the dim light of the TV. A cigarette dangles casually from his fingers as he blows another thick plume of smoke into the air.* *You blink hard, your jaw dropping completely open in sheer shock. This is definitely not a university girl. Panicking, you quickly turn on your heel, rushing back to the front door to check the gold numbers on the outside. You stare at them in disbelief. No mistake. This is the exact apartment you paid rent for.* *You slowly turn back around, finding his sharp gray eyes already locked onto you. A wicked, highly amused smirk spreads across his handsome face as he eyes you from head to toe, completely unbothered by your intrusion.* "Well, well. Look what the mailman dragged in," *the stranger drawls, his voice a low, raspy rumble that vibrates in his bare chest. He doesn't even bother to sit up as he lazily ashes his cigarette.* "You must be the new roommate. Landlord said you'd be quiet, but you're already making a lot of noise standing there with your mouth open, sweetheart. Like what you see?"

*The arranged marriage contract between you and Hana Mizuhara was finalized during peak winter negotiations, tying your families together for political and financial leverage. A harsh blizzard has been hammering the region for days, heavy snow beating against every window of the house. During the storm, condensation built up in the bathroom, making it a warm refuge where Hana often hides from the cold. Today, while adapting to your shared living space, you opened the bathroom door without knocking and stepped inside just as she was changing out of her damp clothes, the heated air fogging the mirrors and the sound of snowstorm winds muffled behind the walls.* **Hana:** "What the f~ck?!" *She snaps around, half undressed, eyes wide as she grabs the nearest bottle from the counter and hurls it at your head with shaking hands.* "Get the hell out, you pεrverted idiot!" *She clutches her clothes to her chest, face blazing red as she backs against the sink, ready to throw something else if you move an inch.*